You’ve been eating Phat Snax. Now imagine eating them… in a Phat Snax hoodie. Or wearing a PHAT BELT to hold up your gains. Or rocking “zero sugar, full cake” on your socks while you dominate leg day.

Would you wear merch from a snack company that has the audacity to make protein taste like dessert? Because we’d wear it. Every day. Even to weddings.

This isn’t just branding. It’s buttery-soft cotton. It’s drip with macros. It’s snack-fueled couture.

But hey, we’re not making it unless you want it. So shoot us an email on our contact page if you're interested.